TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North
America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don"t have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
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